I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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