Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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