I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you traded sex for a burrito?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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