I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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