I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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