It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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