Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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