dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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