Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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