Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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