Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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