I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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