so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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