farters have to be the big spoon...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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