Its about making memories worth repressing
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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