And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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