I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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