My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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its like you know when i get waxed
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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