I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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