Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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