For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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