Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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