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  The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.

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• Someone was eating your pie last night and didn't finish.

  Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 3:23pm

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• HA ! legit shit .. !!

  Submitted by BillGates3 on Dec 1, 10 at 3:28pm

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• First.

  Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 3:17pm

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• And yet it's what arouses me.

  Submitted by preciseprecision on Dec 1, 10 at 6:24pm

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• What a waste of good pizza!

  Submitted by bytemybutt on Dec 2, 10 at 8:05pm

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• Check for any new tattoos and get a pregnancy test.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 1, 10 at 3:38pm

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• Said8ED, I wish you'd finish eating my pie.

  Submitted by iheartsaid8ED on Dec 2, 10 at 5:48am

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  • Rick, you bastard

    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 2, 10 at 1:22pm

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• That is a method i have not heard of. Very kinky.

  Submitted by dartan on Dec 1, 10 at 11:56pm

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• Masturbating with pizza is hot.

  Submitted by iamsoleet on Dec 1, 10 at 3:46pm

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  • it burns

    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 4:39pm

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    • feels good man

      Submitted by iamsoleet on Dec 1, 10 at 4:58pm

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• that's really not that weird.

  Submitted by emmykb on Dec 2, 10 at 10:36pm

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• No that's your tablecloth fatass

  Submitted by RAWR121 on Dec 2, 10 at 7:27pm

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• Ohh the dirty five thirty ;)

  Submitted by Laurennniscool on Dec 2, 10 at 4:12am

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• What scares me is your third nipple, said8ed. Fired!

  Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 1, 10 at 3:37pm

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  • But....it's my favorite...

    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 6:26pm

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• Second.

  Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 3:18pm

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• This is when you tattoo "slut" on your ass and walk the streets.

  Submitted by fallensol on Dec 2, 10 at 2:42pm

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• You sure you weren't going for a new line of edible panties? Guess it didn't work..seeing that no one ate it.

  Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 3, 10 at 1:49am

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• You tipped the pizza delivery guy.

  Submitted by hogfish on Aug 14, 12 at 10:30pm

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• FUCK YOU GUMBY!

  Submitted by bobnewbie1001 on Dec 1, 10 at 10:41pm

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• The reason you woke up with no one next to you is because fatsos like you would rather eat than exercise. Fired fatty!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 10 at 11:15pm

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