You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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