so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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