Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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