Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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