I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
do herpes really smell.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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