He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize