it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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