no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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