we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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