I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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