i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Apparently you make a good broom.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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