I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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