I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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