she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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