Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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