Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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