I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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