if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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