weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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