The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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