She said her name was "party"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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