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  • Elaine: it shrinks? Jerry: like a frightened turtle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:33am
  • Next thing you know he's going to be making up excuses for why he was done so quick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:23am
  • Who cares about size mine is 7 inches bent to the left with a 1 and a half inch girth but I have never failed in pleasing a girl or women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:16pm
  • I think everyone should know this law by now. I mean it was on a Seinfeld episode.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:11am
  • met a guy who was small...then he got hard and suddenly he had ten inches sitting in his lap. needless to say, i was very frightened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:50pm
  • Just tell her you're a grower not a shower

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:31am
  • mine isn't very long but it sure is thin !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:48pm
  • thats what they all say..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:48pm
  • Go 12:16! Mine is similar, but I have fordyce spots and PPP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:38pm
  • rule #76 no excuses play like a champion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Did we all really need to know that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:36pm
  • It's cool man I have a small dick too.... But I always get off during and that my friend is what matters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:18am
  • atta boy 1216. So sick of all these damn liars talking like there's was sculpted by Roman Gods. Seriously guys? Nothing more unattractive than lieing. My boyfriend's is average size about 6 in. a bit thick but nothing spectacular but he can do AhhhhMAZING things with it. All yall posers need to get over your damn egos and try a little honesty...or just not say anything at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:41pm
  • I'm 6in. But everyone tells me I use it well ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Hahahha The worst is having to get it up when you're reeeallly drunk. Oh the lost opportunities.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:11pm
  • 12:16 that is a great size and shape where are you I would let you jump me any day. As long as you aren't ugly of course. Oh I am so shallow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:41pm
  • 419 area code? ITS A SCAM! HE'S REALLY A NEEDLE DICK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:07pm
  • mine is small but my roommate is another story. he hides the fact that he has a huge one from everyone if i had his d. i would be single and getting with all the girls possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:50pm
  • The more you tell yourself that a lie is the truth, the more you start to believe it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:25am
  • It's small because it's small...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:24am
  • It puts the lotion in the basket!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:52am
  • You said it was a good size!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:09pm
  • 9:13 - if your nuts shrink up, your dick is going to look bigger! a win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:44pm
  • 8:36- FAIL and i believe five and a half is considered to be the average and its true, its not the tools in the shed but how you use them of course im sure size always helps :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:16am
  • 1:50: Getting with all the girls possible? Seriously?? SICK Be confident with your size. Confidence is sexy as hell. It's not the size that matters...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:53pm
  • Maddi: Sure, that's what they all say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:20pm
  • It's true though. -10 degrees outside, and it shrinks to escape the cold.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:34am
  • poor baby's got a small wee wee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:40am
  • 13 years of age and 7 inches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:09am
  • seinfield moment much ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Or it gets the hose again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:24am
  • Oh the lies... sad, sad, terrible, lies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:59am
  • all i know is that, when you have to stick your thumb up your ass and yell "snake", just so you can take a leak, its freaking cold out......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 4:45pm
  • Aww sure it is, honey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:28am
  • Shrinkage!

    Submitted by jltc on May 29, 11 at 5:32pm
  • 5 inches is not average. Wikipedia has a good article called "human penis size". You should also google studies on how long the average man lasts if you want a better reference than all the guys on here that say they go half an hour or more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:51pm
  • T-O-L-E-D-O It HAS been cold outside, but no excuses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:19am
  • Size absolutely matters!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:51am
  • hahaha that sucks!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:55am
  • Atleast you're not ADD/ADHD dude.. Winter cold adderall = worst case possible for the male gennies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:33am
  • It puts the lotion on it's skin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:07am
  • jeff was that you?? 1:50

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Mines about six and a half to seven inches, but it's thicker than average. Interesting fact: 5 inches is the actual average, not 6 like alot of people beleive, so if you only have 5 don't flip out, now if you only have four.....:/ lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:02pm
  • No you just have a small dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Mine is long and fat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:01am
  • I can't use the cold as an excuse. Even in the cold it's still big but my nuts sure do shrink up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:13am
  • Does size really matter? - Short Dick....LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:39am
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