sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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