So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
