do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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