Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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