There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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