Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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