Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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