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(248): View more from Michigan

God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?

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(253): View more from Washington

My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved

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(410): View more from Maryland

Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar

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(218): View more from Minnesota

The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.

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