I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Terrible idea I love it
I came so hard my ears popped.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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