Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize